Archive for September, 2008

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Couple Marries at Waffle House, Tackiest Wedding in History!

September 26, 2008

View the entire slideshow, with audio from the big day, here!!

 

 

From the Gwinnett Daily Post:

DACULA – As the famous twang of Hank Williams Jr. blasted from an SUV stereo Friday afternoon, about 30 folks socialized, sipped soda and puffed on cigarettes.

No, this wasn’t a Fourth of July backyard barbecue. It was the run-up to a wedding. 

In a Waffle House parking lot.

The lucky couple, George “Bubba” Mathis and Pamela Christian – both 23 and employees at the Dacula diner located at the Ga. Highway 316/U.S. Highway 29 interchange – wouldn’t have it any other way.

“I don’t know, it’s something different,” Mathis said while fixing his tie prior to the ceremony.

For years, the couple tried to marry on their Independence Day anniversary. But the bride was always scheduled to work. Instead of waiting any longer – she got the day off at the last minute; Mathis had to report for the morning shift – the couple of nine years decided to seal the deal at work.

The result was what a NASCAR tailgate might be like if Hank Jr. himself stopped by with all his rowdy friends: Loud and proud – country music, storytelling and plenty of Dale Earnhardt paraphernalia – and not an iota of pretentiousness. 

Shortly after exchanging vows under the shade of a tree next to the parking lot, both man and wife let out sighs of relief as they picked up their two little blonde girls and chatted with family and friends. But there was not time to relax – the wedding cake had to be cut inside. 

“It’s been crazy, madness,” the bride said. “Finally, everything worked out.”

Standing nearby, the father of the newly minted Mrs. Pamela Mathis, William Christopher, wondered if anyone had videotaped the ceremony. He wants to send it in to CMT.

“I think it’s pretty redneck myself,” he said, laughing. “But I’m a redneck anyway, so.”

The couple plans to honeymoon Monday and Tuesday, but then it’s back to work.

The destination?

“I don’t know yet,” Mathis said

-Staff Writer Alex P. Joyner

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Horrible, horrible wedding dress!

September 26, 2008

Thanks again to Danelle for finding THIS monstrosity at Fashion-Stylist.net. Designer Jemma Sykes took goodness knows how long to hand knit this piece for a brand called “Butcher Couture”.  It even has a name. Call it “The Elizabeth”. As if looking like you’re walking down the aisle in spaghetti wasn’t enough, the designer was kind enough to add a collar to prevent you from chewing at your stitches in case you’ve had recent surgery. Add a plunging neckline, sandbags to your hips and thighs and SHAZAM! This is what you get:

I HAVE tried knitting before, so I can appreciate the time it took to make this, it is definitely avant-garde, but certainly not wearable.

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Fugly wedding cake

September 26, 2008

Thanks to TW reader Mike R. for this submission. Could the color palette be MORE off? And is that a precious moments cake topper I see? 

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SUPER slutty wedding dress!!!! Whoooooa!

September 10, 2008

I would have LOVED to have been a fly on the wall when she purchased this little number. “But I want more nipple showing!! It’s MY day and I’ll flash who I want to!!!”   She probably talked about how much she hated her Dad too, because I can’t imagine who gave her away in this. Must have been a helluva reception though, maybe they went to Hooters!

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We have crowned the new ugliest wedding cake!!!!

September 9, 2008

Here it is. A confection of technicolor-vomit, complete with plastic flowers, neon butterflies and stuffed animal accents! Huzzah!!

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Tacky takes a new form with this horrendous “Chav” Wedding!

September 9, 2008

I would normally explain what the word “chav” means in Great Britain, but the pictures are definition enough. ( Ps. It means a super trashy person!!)

Many thanks to TW reader bblawson for submitting these photos!

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Super ugly wedding cakes! AHHHHHHH!

September 8, 2008

You gotta love the fruit vomit in this picture. I don’t know what is more unsettling,  the inappropriate usage of bananas or the guy in the plaid suit wearing the fez in the background!! Thanks to TW reader Alison for this one:

As if one wasn’t bad enough……

Ok, not a wedding cake ( I hope)…. but still scary.

Thanks to TW reader Danelle for this one…. while I appreciate the creativity, dead bodies made of icing does not a pretty cake make!!