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Horrible, horrible wedding dress!

September 26, 2008

Thanks again to Danelle for finding THIS monstrosity at Fashion-Stylist.net. Designer Jemma Sykes took goodness knows how long to hand knit this piece for a brand called “Butcher Couture”.  It even has a name. Call it “The Elizabeth”. As if looking like you’re walking down the aisle in spaghetti wasn’t enough, the designer was kind enough to add a collar to prevent you from chewing at your stitches in case you’ve had recent surgery. Add a plunging neckline, sandbags to your hips and thighs and SHAZAM! This is what you get:

I HAVE tried knitting before, so I can appreciate the time it took to make this, it is definitely avant-garde, but certainly not wearable.

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13 comments

  1. […] Thanks again to Danelle for finding THIS monstrosity at Fashion-Stylist.net. Designer Jemma Sykes took goodness knows how long to hand knit this piece for a brand called “Butcher Couture”.  It even has a name. Call it “The Elizabeth”. As if looking like you’re walking down the aisle in spaghetti wasn’t enough, the designer was kind enough to add a collar to prevent you from chewing at your stitches in case you’ve had recent surgery. Add a plunging neckline, sandbags to your hips and thighs and Source: http://tackyweddings.com/2008/09/26/horrible-horrible-wedding-dress/ […]


  2. That dress is more a work of art than a serious wearable thing, it is a monstrosity of a dress if you were actually going to wear it but as art it is AMAZING! It must have taken so long to knit up all those loops..


  3. I love it — after the wedding you can rip it and reuse the yarn for sweaters.


  4. What. The crap. Is that? o.0
    On the up side, if anyone spills any champagne at the reception, they already have a mop there.


  5. yuuk! it looks like offal!


  6. what in gods name is that no-one would wear that surely eh


  7. very nice blog


  8. Oh great. A dress named after me, but it’s shit!


  9. Look at the top of that very carefully.

    If someone was wearing it, it’d look as though their head was coming out of A GIANT VAGINA.


  10. The bride must have been a gynecologist.


  11. OMG SO UGLAE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


  12. I would wear that! mgrmikes @ aol oh yah!


  13. mgrmikes@aol.com I love that dress! It’s so me! I would be bold enough to wear it all the time!



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