Posts Tagged ‘brides’

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Totally Terrible Wedding Cake Toppers

January 13, 2009

We’ve seen our share of bad wedding cake toppers, but these take the cake!!

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Sex on the beach wedding cake topper….. adorable.

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What are these you ask?? They’re MERMICE of course!!! If you ask me, there isn’t enough mermice merchandise out there.  Write your congressman, let’s be the change.

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I HATE clowns!! Ahhhhh!

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Do you really love your cell phone THAT much? Really?

These custom wedding cake toppers by ThumbPrint Kids are handmade sculptures that take months to create….and they’re certainly not cheap. A basic model is $2,800! While most of their work is beautiful and amazing, there were a few that were just plain tacky!!!

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Handguns and cell phones. Classy.

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New Balance tennies and singles….. wow.

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Taking the groom for a walk?

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All of the cake toppers found below are by Designs by Dorian

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Yep, those are french-kissing skeletons.

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Oh, and they make custom topper figurines as well, and at a FRACTION of what it would cost you at another company. Most are really cute…. the one below, not so much…..

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Balloon weddings! Ick!

December 25, 2008

I’m not a total balloon hater, I usually love them, but I LOATHE them at weddings. It just seems too cheesy, too birthday party. Here are my favorite balloon-related wedding pics, enjoy! If you’re a balloon lover, perhaps these will be inspirational!

Lets start with cakes!!

Uhm, am I seeing what I think I’m seeing here?? 

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Attire:

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These balloon dresses were not in a wedding, but hey, they’re awesome. You can find more at Aeradeco.com, along with pictures of some truly awe-inspiring balloon creations. You won’t believe it! 

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The mannequin will be included in your rental:

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You can incorporate bride and groom balloon figures in your reception, don’t forget that winning detail!

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These are made by Magical Balloon-Dude Dale, check his website out for more…

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Doesn’t it look like toilet paper hanging from the ceiling? 

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Ultra tacky backyard wedding AND the worst wedding cake ever made!

December 25, 2008

Big thanks to Jen from Cake Wrecks for this submission. Love their website so much! 

Now, I think that small, intimate backyard weddings can be wonderful. You can keep it simple and cost-effective if you opt to have it at home, and things can turn out great…. this backyard wedding, however, was not great.  

Exhibit A: The Cake

I don’t think wedding cakes could get any worse than this.  We’ve got different shapes, one is lopsided, oh yeah, and one is BURNT. Did we not have time to at least slap some icing on these bad boys? You’re just dumping the cake on some foil covered plastic cake stands? Really? 

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The bride is on the right……the one wearing the sequined tube top and the tiara. 

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Can someone at least take the mound of GARBAGE to the curb before the vows are read?!

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Button your shirt? Yes? No?

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Act like you like each other, you’re standing 5 feet away! 

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Well, at least their shirts match….. that’s…….special. 

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Everyone looks pumped. 

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Tits McGee Gets Hitched…. yet another uber slutty wedding dress!

October 15, 2008

Subtle, demure…. beautiful. Why leave anything to the imagination?

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Disney Obsessed Couple Plans Over-the-Top Cinderella Extravaganza

October 15, 2008

Savvy TW reader Julie N recently came across a bride’s webpage that chronicled her upcoming plans for an all-Disney wedding. The photos provided are her inspiration pics. Julie wrote this introductory passage before providing the link:

“So I’m all for doing what you want on your special day. Want to be a little unconventional? Totally cool. But playing dress-up at Disneyland in some bizarre attempt to be the “princess” you never got to be as a child – I don’t know, maybe Daddy would never buy you that pony – is just sad. The Fairy Godmother from Cinderella walking you down the aisle? The groom dressed as Price Charming? The groomsmen dressed as the coachmen from Cinderella? (Friends DO NOT ask friends to wear gold lame knickers and white wigs.) I found this site by sheer happenstance and the minute I laid eyes on it, I knew you all would be able to appreciate the tackiness.

The Dress:

Groom will be dressed like Prince Charming. The bride says he will have to grow his hair out and dye it black.
The groomsmen will be dressed like Prince Charming’s Royal Advisors in these outfits:
The bridesmaids will be dressed like the mice from Cinderella. Just. Like. This.

She will also be having pages carry her dress, since “the wedding will be a royal and elegant affair.” These are how the pages are dressing (minus the fairy). They are going to be listed in the program as “fluffers.” I don’t think she realizes that the term “fluffer” has another meaning…….aaaaand that the people in these costumes are men.

The “fairy godmother” will be escorting the bride down the aisle, and performing the ceremony, which will take place in Cinderella’s castle. The bride has also requested a Cinderella look alike to sing.

The ring bearer will carry this glass slipper on a pillow, and then it will be placed on the bride’s foot by the groom at the end. What I want to know is, how is she going to walk down the aisle with one shoe?

Here is a partial guestlist the bride has provided:

Mickey Mouse, Minnie Mouse, Goofy, Donald Duck, Pluto, Tinkerbell, Belle, Beast, Arial, Prince Eric, Snow White, Cruella DeVille, Aladdin, Abu, Genie, Princess Jasmine, Alice…. you get the idea.

Now on to the Reception Decor. The bride wants balloons, balloons…. to add a touch of elegance. As far as music goes, anything that is not Disney will not be played.

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Let’s not forget about favors:

Who cares if this is real or not, its still hilarious. If it’s just a humor website, then mission accomplished!

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Best man takes out the bride at the altar

October 13, 2008

This is totally fake but a funny concept nonetheless! Ha!

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Classy bachelorette party shirt!

October 5, 2008

Thank you to TW reader Danelle, who has been submitting TONS of great pics like this one!!