My Big Fat Gypsy Wedding

Hello everyone ! We’re baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack!

Traveller Weddings!!! Rejoice!

I am in LOVE with these weddings. Cannot. Get. Enough.

Hot Mess Irish Wedding, with neon pink “Chanel” bridesmaids!

I really can’t get enough of weddings like these. This one was in Blanchardstown, which is a suburb of Dublin.  The “Chanel” bridesmaid dresses are hilarious. Wow!! I want more! More!!

big thanks to Samantha for the submission!

Tacky Wedding All-Star: Mini-me bride and groom, neon orange showgirl bridesmaids, AND super fugly wedding dress!!

First, let me thank Eva for sending me these pictures. These, my friends, are the good stuff, the reason why this little blog exists.  I don’t think I have laughed this hard in a while. Just when I think I have seen it all… the worst of the worst, the most tasteless, over the top, godawful spectacles around… one of my fabulous readers sends me this wedding, and I am proven SO wrong. I love this wedding. Very, very much.

BEHOLD!

This is the creepiest thing I have ever seen at at wedding, ever. Mini-me matching child bride and groom!!! Ahh!  Not okay. Not. Okay.  

Yeah, Mom, get a nice handful of bosom for the family photo op. Don’t be shy, go for it. 

Oh man, oh man, oh man…. 

Seriously, WTF. 

 

 

Lavish Irish “Traveller” Wedding Between Teenage Cousins

Below are a few pictures from photographer Neelakshi Vidyalankara’s online portfolio of an Irish Gypsy Wedding between two 16 year-old third cousins. The rest of her photos in the gallery are fabulous, Ms. Vidyalankara is a very talented photojournalist!

From the intro:

“Mary Connors, one of five siblings, marries her third cousin Patrick Connors – both are 16 years old. There is an estimated 19,000 Irish Travellers in the UK, the majority of whom are devout Catholics. A highly marginalised and insular community, there is often much social antipathy towards them. Irish Traveller girls don’t work, most are illiterate and they remain teetotal virgins until they marry – which is usually very young. The more wealthy families have weddings that are often lavish ostentatious affairs of expensive cars and designer clothes (25-tier cakes, wedding dresses encrusted with Austrian Crystals costing thousands of pounds and huge diamante tiaras). The weddings are highly charged with exuberant emotion, free flowing alcohol and an innate love of life.”

Tacky Sydney Wedding! Whoa.

Big thanks to multiple  TW readers that emailed me with pictures of this wedding, which is apparently an Australian Greek Orthodox affair that is blowin’ up on the internet.   Are we sure this isn’t in New Jersey or Vegas? Wow. Ridic!!!

Pink hummer limo, really?! Ugh.

Don’t you love the home made ill-fitting Steven Segal jackets?!

Another video of a heinous chav wedding. Snap!

It’s annoying that there’s no sound, but hey, still hideous! Love the tan…. so natural!

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